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Monday, March 03, 2008

March Madness

March Movie Release To Look For (in order of release):

10,000 BC

One Line - Director of Independence Day

Plot - A prehistoric epic that follows a young mammoth hunter's journey through uncharted territory to secure the future of his tribe.

Notable Cast - Steven Strait (The Covenant)

















The Bank Job

One Line - Statham

Plot - The real story of how one of the biggest robberies in British history took place with no arrests ever made nor money ever recovered.

Notable Cast - Jason Statham (Crank)














Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day

One Line - Date Movie

Plot - A middle-aged London governess finds herself unfairly dismissed from her job. An attempt to gain new employment catapults her into the glamorous world and dizzying social whirl of an American actress and singer.

Notable Cast - Amy Adams (Enchanted), Frances McDormand (City by the Sea), Ciarán Hinds (Rome, tv series), Lee Pace (Pushing Daisies, tv series)















Horton Hears a Who!

One Line - Even though you can't see them at all / A person's a person, no matter how small.

Plot - Horton the Elephant struggles to protect a microscopic community from his neighbors who refuse to believe it exists.

Notable Cast - Jim Carrey (The Truman Show), Steve Carell (The Office, tv series), Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje (Lost, tv series), Will Arnett (Arrested Development, tv series), Carol Burnett (The Carol Burnett Show, tv series), many more.... Dane Cook, Jonah Hill, Jaime Pressly, Seth Rogen













Drillbit Taylor

One Line - More advertising, please

Plot - Three kids hire a low-budget bodyguard to protect them from the playground bully.

Notable Cast - Owen Wilson (Wedding Crashers)
















Run, Fatboy, Run

One Line - Hilarity ensues

Plot - A chunky, clueless guy leaves his pregnant fiancée on their wedding day. In order to win her back, he looks to finish his first marathon while making her realize her new man is the wrong guy for her.

Notable Cast - Simon Pegg (Hot Fuzz), Thandie Newton (Norbit), Hank Azaria (Along Came Polly)

3 comments:

aaronic said...

Feb looked better than March. March has flop written all over it, lol.

Colloquialism said...

it does.

aaronic said...

you cant change ur name like this, lol. i was like: "who the hell is telling me to go for it?" lol